Doode. my freakin grasshopper died! thats bullshit! lol.

ne ways! ok ok maybe i should EXPLAIN my "known fact" from the earlier blog. Since some people just arent gettin it through there heads! Ok im tellin u...to HAVE a girlfriend...a guy needs at least SOME money. reasons?? ok here we go!

1. I swear theres something up with the guy always driving and the girl NOT. so in other words...gotta get some gas. gas COSTS MONEY! damn rite!

2. "lets go out to eat". Oh man... that can be one DAMN dangerous one depending on where u go. If im not seeing a "dollar" menu im already in deep shit lol. AGAIN...in other words, RESTURANTS.

3. "Oh that new movie i wanna see is out". Oh great stuck watchin some chick flick. Where another one of my $7 is goin down the drain. While she watches the movie...and the whole time im pretending to be watchin it while im really juss tryin to make a move so we can make out. Come on now guys...be honest...u know we do it! Thats like paying $7 to get some lip action! lol

4. Ok the next one is the whole presentability. Im talkin bout clothes people! So its a known fact mommy buys most of our clothes 4 us... but some of us actually DO buy our own stuff yanno! And u gotta keep in mind that we do wear more than just a white t-shirt and jeans yanno. (well im an exception..i do that all the time LOL). In ne case...us guys try to look good... 4 u girls... there.. more money muahaha.

5. Now this one rite hurr is prolly THE worse one. the "gifts". OMFG this one can HURT! how many guys have had to listen to the words "one month anniversary" or "two month anniversary" and so on. haha as nicole told me last nite..anniversary is annual... meaning once a year. So u girls better check urselves if ur guilty on sayin one of those phrases. and im not even talkin anniversaries. Im talkin... valentines day, and guys...do u got one of those girlfriends who get mad at u ALOT? GAW damn brotha... ur prolly constantly buyin crap so u can get out of the dog house! Or maybe ur just an idiot who buys a girl lots of stuff juss to think ull "get something" LOL. Well in the case its the guys fault... but common ladies! If the guy bought u somethin...why dont u AHEM repay the favor? ya dig? lol j/k maybe not.

In ne case... i call that my 5 TIME, 5 TIME, 5 TIME, 5 TIME,.......5 TIME...reason why "to have a girlfriend...a guy must have at least SOME money."

LoL dont get me wrong now... a girl doesnt fall 4 u cuz ur rich. She doesnt like u cuz u got cash and all that crap. i know that. And im not sayin poor guys got no chance! lol im juss sayin that girls are the leach of a man's wallet! :D

that doesnt mean we dont love them! and that i dont love YOU ; ). Cuz lord knows im poor....




and uh yah... i read justin's blog. hes A,B,C's.... haha i feel ya man! Thats why some people (myself included) have seperate journals! And i know how it is...to not want to blog about the sad stuff. But yanno... who doesnt blog every so often about something sad to get a lil pity? lol. That or to "vent" how many would say. In ne case its fun to let some personal stuff out.... its always interesting to see people IM u or talk to u... commenting on wat u wrote in ur journal naw mean? lol.

But yanno wat i still find funny/interseting? Is how SOOOOOO many people will write in there journals...and say they are sad about "this person" and that im still thinking about "my situation". i know thats used as an inside thing. Cuz obviously not all of us understand it. i find it funny how people say SOOO much...wen really... they havent said ne thing haha. but im guilty of that one as well... kinda good to get a point across to "someone" without having to flat out say it. LoL damn journals...wat has the world come too....everyone has one hahaha. watever... ive had enough... im out.
posted by Philip at 11:30 PM